Don't explain the joke. That ruins it.

I live in NOLA and went through Katrina. Was exiled for a year in Houston. Watched my children cry themselves to sleep at night because they couldn’t go home.

Probably more oxy.

If there’s one thing Irsay can handle, it’s a bunch of downers.

There’s no telling what Irsay will do when he sobers up and sees he’s in charge.

“Ghost writer”!?! Dang it Ray, did you kill him too?

Next time out, Bautista should round the bases while grabbing his dick. After flipping the bat. And blow a snot rocket on home base.

It also didn’t help that John Kruk was obsessively trying to make excuses for the Yankees absolutely shitting the bed the last two months of the season. And, whoever the analytics/SABR lady in the booth was, was overcomplicating the fact that Joe Girardi really stopped giving a fuck about his job when his entire…

This just in, daily fantasy response:

TC likes to say “perception is reality.”

Face painting only makes Sheriff Joe’s job of discriminating against minorities a lot harder.

While we’re at it, the NFL should adopt the rouge. Then we can have games that end with this (though hopefully less Marc Trestman):