I DEMAND YOU HIT MY CAR AGAIN UNTIL EVERY SIDE IS EQUALLY SMASHED IN!

Paul George to team up with John Wall in search of a Ringo?

That particular wish on the monkey’s paw really bit me and everyone outside of Indiana in the ass.

Hey, at least Mike Pence is no longer your governor!

“Mr. Floyd, your breathalyzer came up clean for alcohol. We felt obligated to advise you that we did get alarmingly positive result for cat feces. We didn’t report you to the authorities, however, because the testing also showed that you are a very good boy, yes you are yes you are.”

I had a conservative friend tell me that she doesn’t like it when either side dehumanizes the other side. I agreed, and I held my tongue on the response that I can think of far more examples of that coming from her side than mine. I think maintaining a discourse that acknowledges shared humanity is a good thing.

It’s also false equivalency. If we stack up every nasty, violent thing a popular conservative pundit or a conservative politician has said about Obama, Clinton, and HRC, and “libtards” in general and compare that to a progressive politician or popular progressive pundit, the conservative stack would be orders of…

It’s weird how we always hear about these calls for civility when a certain party is in power.

The Cavs had more than 2 black players on the team and they ended up getting crushed. Maybe this guy’s onto something.

“I don’t understand; what’s the problem?”

They could change the club’s name to the “Eighties Celtics”.

Excuse me, Laura, we now call it expressing economic insecurity.

I love his defense: “I’m not racist! It’s actually foreigners that I hate!”

“I apologize, if I was improperly understood.”

Everyone knows the downfall of Lithuanian basketball is because they stopped using skeletons.

You’re right. I always go with the first option and end the play prematurely.

I wasn’t going to say anything, but your pump fake could use some work. Remember the order of the look-off: Safety first.

Actually I’m quite skittish when I’m in the pocket.

Bortles is juuuuuust good enough at QB to get multiple coaches and GM’s fired. It’s like me with sex. I show just enough of a hint of promise in bed that it takes women 2 or 3 times with me to realize that yes, I do indeed suck.