I’ve decided that if he dies in office, that will not be optimal; he will become a martyr to his followers, even if it’s from natural causes (c’mon; he’s 70 years old and eats a crap diet). “Poor Mr. Trump; the evil, mean lefties put so much pressure on him that he had a stroke”.

Seriously. There is like a base of 1/3 of active voters who would vote for either party no matter what. 34% almost exactly at the bottom of the barrel. This guys is polling Year 7 and/or 8 of the Dubya administration and it hasn’t even been six months of his first term, yet.

These numbers are terrible but they  can’t go much lower. Not just America, buy every country, has a hard core of scum that would turn their homeland into a fascist fantasy. They’re just that mean and dumb.

I know! The nice thing about the Special prosecutor is that they can subpoena his tax returns. I am chilling a bottle of Sauterne for this very occasion!

He is not a cunt. He has neither the warmth nor the depth.

You know, there’s no downside to this story! Either he has to stay here, which is annoying for us, but will also irritate him, and make him feel stressed and accelerate his upcoming stroke. Or, he’ll go to Great Britain, and encounter thousands upon thousands of people flipping him the bird and holding up rude and…

The Mueller investigation will make him wish he never ran for president. Just like they did Clinton, once they start investigating, they start investigating everything.

And then the right-wingers will whine that our next sane president’s attempt at damage control will be an “apology tour.”

Look at the size of

Conversely, he is loving China and Saudi Arabia’s autocratic rulers because they know to manipulate him with bling and fawning stroking of his ego:

I just realized that someone in Trump’s inner circle had to explain the results of the British election to Trump and who Jeremy Corbyn is, and I’m laughing hysterically.

He sounds like he’d be incredibly easy to manipulate.

His safe spaces, i.e. golf courses, have his name on them. Like a toddler’s binky or blanket for day care.

Not really surprising. I wouldn’t let a friend bring a dumpster fire to my house either.

UK-dwellers are fantastic at protesting. Primarily because it combines their two greatest enthusiasms: queueing and complaining.

Ohohoho man, could you imagine the right’s reaction if this was ANYONE else?

Janey Godley welcoming him on his last visit to Scotland.

I keep thinking about how the US, the Executive branch, and the institution of the Presidency aren’t just going to bounce back to “normal” with the next administration. This dumpster fire has set a new precedent that we’ll be reeling from for decades/forever. The world doesn’t stand still just because the US is.

Toddler in Chief.