If you want to feel worse, only three teams have removed him.

I’m generally against the Scarlet Lettering of criminals. Why isn’t there a murder registry or a shoplifting registry? Jean Valjean wants to know.

From The Oregonian’s report:

No need to go overboard with your criticism. They weren’t trying to make waves — just pointing out an unfortunate choice of words. Next time try to go with the flow and relax before wading into the conversation.

*looks at last name*

Someone look into Nancy Drew’s whereabouts.

Water under the bridge.

I’m sure he just went with the first thing that floated into his mind. No harm.

In the first sentence of this article, maybe change the term “washing out” to something else...given the circumstances...

Lewis thinks that the only appropriate way to celebrate a big touchdown is by shaking your opponents hand and wishing them good luck in the second round of the playoffs.

Says the guy coaching a quarterback with a BB gun for a nickname.

“[T]hat’s not a very good example for young people,” says the guy who coaches Pacman Jones.

Like the fuckin’ Bengals are in danger of getting any of those penalties.

Now some real talk.

Right, because the NFL attracts only the finest upstanding young citizens.

Fucking young people. Celebrating when they accomplish things that earn them money.

Not to mention they cut off a car to get in the left lane behind a van that slammed on its brakes and then illegally crossed the double yellow line with no speed in a line that was previously wide open.

Probably a few reasons. Just to guess a few:

Motorcycles are far smaller than cars and reduce congestion, so to encourage motorcycle use, the state lets them use carpool lanes.

Quite the conclusion you jumped to. I’d say they were nervous as hell when they realized what happened, thus the thousand yard stare. How they didn’t realize he was on the trunk? Loud music? Cabin noise?