I just didn’t feel like I was treated the way I should have been treated

I hope you took away ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER’s shoelaces and belt before publishing this.

YOU are what is wrong with the Olympic spirit, sir. If you’re not willing to compete for a poorly-cast medal while swimming in sewage and dodging gunfire, you’re handling things WRONG.

We need more people like him in all departments.

Also, my complete lack of athletic ability BUT MOSTLY THESE LOSER MEDALS.

“Why does mine say Lacta Delice Chocolate on the back?”

See?! This is what happens when you try to give everyone a participation trophy!

This is precisely why I elected *not* to compete in the Rio Olympics.

What a bunch of dumbasses, they couldn’t even spell Brazil right.

Look at those tires. He’s all about that traction, boss.

Beast Rode

The NFL is a better place when Marshawn Lynch is there.

Marshawn Lynch is a national treasure. We need more pro athletes like him.

Perhaps it is the ring that is misnamed for it is in the shape of a box not a ring.

Dennis Miller, so this is what you’re up to these days.

“Man-Puncher’s Man Punches Man-Puncher’s Puncher-Man”

We prefer “late stage boxing.”

“Man punches man whose job is to punch other men”

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.