“It’s ebonics. Y’all ain’t speahkun Amerikun rite.”

What’s so racist about the idea that you can’t trust swarthy folk (if you know what I mean) and that good pure white people are the true victims?! Next you’ll call it arson when our welcoming cross ends up burning down one of their houses!

Call me a cuck SJW too! You’re making my nipples hard!

The worst part of all is that the bombs are going to fall before we get bad ass power armor and a personal Mr Handy.

Any GOP admin has a threat of war, so I don’t think Pence is preferable on that count. As for nukes, I think enough higher ups in the military are smart enough that they won’t get used unless shit gets serious and China or Russia lob some ICBMs at which point we’re fucked anyways.

That kinda sums up my feelings. For all of America’s many problems, I really love what we could be if we took all our ideals seriously. Watching that be blown up real-time and with such an awful person as Putin being behind much of it is depressing as hell (and I’ve never been an optimist about US politics in the…

See also yesterday’s new NFL contract non-guaranteed bullshit.

Someone should warn the couple that if anyone believes in droit du seigneur, it’s Donald Trump.

I have issues with Israel too, but fucking them over just so Trump can show he’s got top intelligence, really the best intelligence! is no way to go about improving things.

Jesus! Is there anything that Donald Trump won’t leak?

They did the same thing with Vince Foster’s suicide 25yrs ago. Honestly, I have a feeling this guy’s family is going to have it even worse. The right was bad enough back then but they’ve grown even worse since.

TBH, I’m a little disappointed. The Clinton Chronicles is nearly 25yrs old, as is Vince Foster’s ‘murder.’ I’d appreciate a little creativity, like with Pizzagate, not another secret-but-everyone-knows Clinton murder.

Have a white guy do it. We can see how that would interact with the well known ‘White people aren’t terrorists’ rule.

Consistently and continually for decades.

Alignment? As in Neutral Evil?

Don’t feel bad, I think other people beat me to it and I didn’t scroll down enough to see it.

I’ve always liked the line, “Libertarians are just what Republicans call themselves when they want to get laid.”

I remember when Andrew Luck signed his new contract, Bill Barnwell was a little disappointed that Luck could have set a precedent for fully guaranteed QB contracts but didn’t. If ever a team absolutely had to resign a player, it was then, and Luck could have pretty much named his price and helped start the ball…

The only bright side is that we’ll finally learn how many saucers we’ve got stashed away in Area 51.

Don’t forget the witch!