Maybe stuff like, I dunno, saying that people who think police could do a better job promote anarchy?

Hell, I’m willing to believe you don’t have to go back a generation. Would it surprise anyone if he were a dues paying member himself?

Edit- I can’t even get an old Simpsons quote right.

Romeo Crennell had seen worse.

You may be right, I don’t really know much about the distribution of stars vertically. Interstellar encounters would probably at odd angles. But in-system, since most encounters occur in orbit of a planet, having the same orientation is convenient and the obvious choice would be over the equator of the world. It still…

I’m partial to the theory that the ships have sensors that have an audio output piped the helmet. Since we’re used to hearing something flying overhead, instead of making yet another gauge for the pilot to look at, they can just ‘hear’ it instead.

The Solar system is just flat-ish. The planets tend to stay close to the ecliptic plane (kinda like the equator of the system) but even they bob up and down. Plenty of the smaller bits and a few of the larger orbit at pretty extreme angles. Spiral galaxies are similar. While they’re pretty thin compared to their…

I too have faced increasing existential dread the past few months.

I’m always surprised by how often 27% comes up in connection with stupidity.

There’s always Albert Haynesworth.

Their enduring popularity aside, genitals aren’t much better.

6%?! Who cares what an irresonsible man who lets his battery get so low has to say?

“Good lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.”

I consider myself someone who isn’t opposed to and who might even enjoy a little light trolling* but I just can’t fathom all the racist shit. If you aren’t serious, you’re being vile and not at all clever. If you’re serious, why are you commenting on a site that focuses on black people? You think calling them animals…

I think it’s important to realize that this isn’t a radical concept; the GOP has basically done the same thing in Congress. The party realized a while back that ignoring or flat-out breaking the norms and mores and all the other informal stuff to better achieve their goals could be done without consequence. The GOP…

The team sending people to his apartment and their insistence that he was at home just adds to that. I’m dead certain that one was the cable guy and the other was delivering pizza.

Darren Rovell is still inconsolable.

To this day I still am more horrified by, more than anyone else on the show, the dude looking to molest the cat.

I’m a little embarrassed that I wanted to make a joke about teenage sexual antics, but I don’t know enough about hockey to pull it off. There’s a joke waiting about the Preds... better just stick with Nashville, making it to third base but it’s there for a funnier person than me.

Obviously not.