Is he a shoveler? He could team up with ours start a business to plow the few feet around the door.

I like him. He’s got a certain dignity.

Sorry that he’s gone. Funny story: My grandmother died a couple weeks ago and although my dad was affected, I found it kinda funny that he was more bothered when our Danny died a few years ago. Puppies deserve to live forever.

I’ve posted it before, but it would be a crime not to post her ‘drunk face’ pic as well. The people deserve it:

Sophie is a very good girl but she just had surgery yesterday so she’s not feeling photogenic right now. Instead here’s an older picture of her dumb ass using a brick as a pillow.

You misunderstand. This is actually a gender-reversed version of the old 4chan standby: Tits or GTFO

I’m pretty sure the Union at least paid owners for the slaves released in DC and I think the same source mentioned lots of wealthier folk in the South spent years lobbying after the war. It’s been years since I read it though, so I have no clue where it was.

He might manage to escape. Do they grab you by the lobes to do it?

I think that’s unfair to Ferengi. To borrow from The Big Lebowski, say what you will about the values of profit above all, but at least it’s an ethos. Beyond ‘make things better for wealthy white (mostly) guys,’ her family, party, and administration have got nothin’.

INB4 No Fun League

I would 100% not be surprised to learn that’s a thing.

I didn’t know about that aspect (although I’m utterly unsurprised.) Sometimes I try to console myself that humans in general are pretty awful and we white guys are nothing special. But damn! We bring our A-game to the asshole olympics.

We truly are a put-upon race. Where’s our reparations?!

Andrew Luck is going to win 20SBs, for obvious reason.

All I’m saying is that Rex is one letter away from ‘Sex’ while Romo is almost ‘Homo.’

I haven’t read the most recent one yet, but Barnwell has a longtime theme of trading down for more picks and nearly every time he brings it up he mentions Belichick and the Pats doing it all the time. If the original writer was aware enough of Barnwell’s writing to make the accusation it’s odd that he doesn’t realize…

Bill Barnwell is the just about the best writer and one of the sharpest football minds around; he’s the only reason other than box scores I even visit ESPN anymore. (I live in fear of them putting him behind a paywall.)

In your defense, the Sun does go through its hydrogen stash like a beast.

God. I never thought I’d say it about the Bush administration but those were the days.

This* has been bugging me but I couldn’t quite put my finger on it before. Thanks for the nice concise explanation.