Counterpoint: TEMECULA

Mustard is better than ketchup.

Mitch McConnell with mutton chops.

you buried the lead...see D & E

It’s a good thing Bront didn’t live to see this. They’re good dogs.

Sigh... I know I’m going to wear this quote out, but it’s so damn good, and so damn relevant to this whole situation.

Every once in a while stuff like this hits me or its brought to my attention that there are men and women out there in abusive relationships and they are so entirely broken as to believe that EVERYONE ELSE is in the same situation. I have a co-worker whose husband wouldn’t go with her to a breast cancer biopsy because…

I read this in Werner Herzog’s voice.

I copped that from someone on twitter I think, forget who.

If the receiver had turned and made three strides, and then the defender had attacked him in exactly the same way with exactly the result, the judgment would be unambiguous.

Chief Prosecutor at the “Judgement of Urineberg”:

At the minimum a philosopher would be cheaper and get just as much done.

Surely you mean Tallynn?

Those people, ironically, prove the necessity for the protest..

I mean, she’s not wrong. Thing is, though, that if you’re the manager at Chili’s and keep getting repeated complaints about chefs spitting in food, it’s kinda your responsibility to do something about it. And that analogy’s being entirely too kind to Briles– it was more like if customers kept getting served salads…

It’s EXACTLY like that, except you knew a bunch of your employees were doing it and covered it up, then had people threaten to beat up the customers if they complained, and then you repeatedly lied about it. Exactly like that.

Oh, except for the rape part. That’s not exactly like spitting in food.

Honestly, I think I’m only still watching the NFL for the same reason I’m still on Facebook: social pressure. Like 80 percent of my friend group cares about these games, our fantasy league has been a great way for my ever-sprawling college-era clan to keep in touch, it’s a good thing to chat with my dad about when I…

I stopped watching/caring about the NFL years ago. It's been liberating, come join the party!

+ 1 uncomfortable college orientation discussion