If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

“Let’s all bow our heads and give thanks to Allah and praise Mohammed....”

Your family isn’t a football team at a Federally funded military academy.

Not in public institutions you shouldn’t be able too. The 1st amendment in regards to religion is weakly enforced enough with allowing this bullshit. . .

I will sign over one months paycheck to the first journalist that responds to Trump's assertion that "a lot of people are saying that" with "What people? Name some." Every time he says that it is so clearly bullshit, and yet no one ever brings it up.

he was so frustrated and, I’m sure, getting so much heat from Cleveland that he gave me a hard shove into my door to try and continue the argument about McAulay in my office.

agreed. as far as videos made my bored teenagers go, this is fucking “Citizen Kane”.

i roasted my eagles fan friend for trading up for Wentz and even referred to him pejoratively as “Dakota Tebow”. I am ready to renege those comments based on this video. Wentz is going to throw 38 touchdowns and win MVP and Rookie of the Year.

Would it have been polite to say something to her? Probably. But to call him out by name was totally unnecessary on her part to make the point she was making about feeling isolated and disregarded. As far as Michael B. Jordan goes, it was probably the fact that she expected both the attention of Odell and Michael and…

Kind of.. but it is also confirming her lame ass comment to begin with... which is what she wanted!

Yeah, Komen is one of the worst cancer “charities” in the world. There are many legit cancer charities but Komen is not one of them.

The most disturbing part of the pink ribbon thing the NFL does is that none of that money goes to cancer research. it goes to “Breast Cancer Awareness” you know, making more ribbons and paying for extremely expensive air time to raise awareness when most people already know someone personally affected by the disease.

The best part is that he STARTS to go for the ball, before frantically retreating. There’s no misinterpreting that play: he bailed. Sometimes, when you don’t care for an athlete, it’s nice to see tangible proof of their presumed shortcomings. That play is the A-Rod glove slap of football lore.

I thought that was snarky even for kinja. I'll get back to exposure of the foul ape.

Donald Turmp probably thinks a browser is something you use to make your eyebrows fuller and more luxurious.

Correct. Schilling is the bigger source of consternation for Red Sox fans. “Thanks Curt for 2004. Now please shut the fuck up.”

Meekly-Built Mother’s latest E.P., The Child With The Broken Arm, soars to the top of the indie charts.

I saw her meekly built mother whom I immediately sensed I could destroy with my bare hands struggling to carry her daughter down the mountain so I offered to carry the little girl to the bottom.

I hope that someday every person in America, irrespective of income level or occupation, can afford to take the time off to care for a spouse.