I want to give you all of the stars that surround this flat eRth

OTHER others may look at the pile of shit on your rug and think, “Excellent, I hope your dog shits on everything you love.”

Anyone still laboring under the ignorant delusion that Jesus was a progressive hippie?

You nailed it. I was definitely seeking congratulations for my restraint. Turd.

I also enjoy that shit bird here spends a lot of time discussing Trudeau’s “Epic” collar.

Of course he brought it up again. It’s all about him posturing himself as the most important person in the room. He’s Smitty Werben Jaegerman Jensen!

And Mexico will be happy to pay for it.

The one from Canada you met at Niagara Falls?

I look forward to the “Super Flag Extraveganza” that he throws instead where Kid Rock and Kanye West perform a mash-up questioning if white people are really responsible for slavery and they cap it off by firing Bowe Bergdahl out of a cannon (fired by Ted Nuggent) into a brick wall with Rosanne’s face on it.
The whole…

Everything you just wrote is flat out wrong. Thailand’s suicide rate is higher than the United States. Many Asian cultures have suicide issues. Sri Lanka has the highest suicide rate in the world. I wonder what the predominant religion is there? Japan & Korea both have issues with high suicide rates. The fact that you…

You failed the survivors.

Get the fuck over yourself.

A funeral is not for the dead. It is for the living. You didn’t protest her actions, you abandoned your friends at a time when they needed to share their grief with you and yours with them.

A sincere suggestion, you might find some benefit in grief counseling. You’re obviously very angry, enough that you felt like it was appropriate to come to a totally different person’s obituary and yell at everyone that suffers from the same illness. That’s a lot of anger to carry and it sounds very painful all by…

Christian conservative from Alabama who up until Wednesday was the chief knowledge officer

Here’s an idea.

It’s like Skyline Chili and Coors Light turned into baseball teams.

One of my favorite votes I’ve ever cast! Fuck this guy.

This comment rules the world.

I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad.

In this Mad World nobody wants to get knocked down Head Over Heels.