Mostly, those people try and tell you what you’re job is.

+1 bottle of water snuck in via cargo pocket, because it’s just careless to spend $9 at the arena

it’s probably unlikely that Dolan takes further action against himself

AT&T Center security has a similar problem with Tim Duncan, and always are keeping an eye on him when he’s in the arena, because of all the customers complaining of him lecturing them that, instead of spending all this money to watch a basketball game, they should invest it in a 5 year treasury note which, on…

More like James Dolan out pink slips, amirite?

It was great until 1:40 then i pissed myself and forgot my name

“first things first man you’re fuckin with the worst” - Ol Dirty Bastard, Wu Tang Clan

At least the NCAA is consistent in not wanting folks to get paid for making someone else a lot of money!

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

“The Gish Gallop (also known as proof by verbosity^[1] and the Trump Tirade^[2]) is the fallacious debate tactic of drowning your opponent in a flood of individually-weak arguments in order to prevent rebuttal of the whole argument collection without great effort. The Gish Gallop is a belt-fed version of the on the…

DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

That explains Troy Aikman’s haircut.

To be fair, back in 2005 doctors were still barbers, and they were still bloodletting corrupted humors to cure most maladies.

In a strange postscript, Tagliabue said he feels terrible for all the players who have suffered, or will suffer, severe symptoms of CTE, except for Bill Romanowski and Pac-Man “Adam” Jones because “Those two assholes totally deserve it.”

“players who are concussed and return to the same game have fewer initial signs and symptoms than those removed from play.”

He needs to learn to engage in activities that incur less punitive responses, like rape.

That’s a great pull. Unfortunately, Brietbart doesn’t cite sources.

Brady is to sophisticated thinking as Hernandez was to peer mediation.

The comment about having to drag her luggage “nearly two miles” is particularly tone deaf when compared to someone who left all their belongings behind to flee a war. I’d actually respect the comment more if it was Chris Berman b/c there’s no way he could haul a suitcase two miles.

Exactly as MLK warned us about in “Letter from A Birmingham Jail”: “I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice;…