Peeghazi

“Listen, I know you guys are upset, but let me tell you, I know what a pick looks like.”

I didn’t know he played football for Penn State.

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

In Rodgers’ honor, Lambeau Field plans to sell a new sandwich called the “Hail Mary.” It’s full of grease.

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

I’d start with when you get punched in the face and they fall down.

He was really asking to get belted.

Where can I read more of this?

this is so, so good. +1 for a solid a literary reference.

+1 Of Mice and Berman

“Go on,” said Berman. “How it’s gonna be. We gonna get a little place.”

Can you give them a few days? They haven’t even raised their AFC South Second Runner-Up banner yet.

Brickman House is a stout fucking name. The only way it could possibly be better is if his middle name was Shit.

+1 Two Dogs Fucking