Yeah, No 1 right now is "Rude" by MAGIC! (exclamation point and caps are part of their band name). Fucking awful.

LOLogies.

"We all know what the interviewer was really asking."

Michael Jackson probably had five, but he doesn't count.

There's a station where I live where the songs in this article were all probably played in the same hour. It's a syndicated station, so I know it's in other cities, too. Obviously someone is listening to it.

Isn't it ironic, tho?

You have to understand, there was a Democrat in the White House after twelve years of healthy re-conservativization of the nation. Every trickle of unsavory news was taken as a sign of moral decay. There was much pearl-clutching in those days.

Oh, yeah, sure, that totally justifies lethal force by multiple shots on someone the officer wasn't even aware was a robbery suspect.

You couldn't possibly have missed the point by a wider margin.

"As a nation, we don’t want tensions to escalate to the point where there are firefights between civilians and police in our city streets, but the events in Ferguson have proven that peaceful methods of protest aren’t going to cut it against a police force that has free rein to shoot tear gas and rubber bullets into a…

She loses interest in about four minutes, which is fine because there's usually someone to tag team with, but it's not time spent together. When it is because there's no other option, it's not often particularly rewarding. We eat takeout sometimes, but mostly we cook in. The food prep is just not "family time".

I have a three year old

Am I the only one who hated this season? Am I the only one who thought the colonel was obviously Kyle's mom from their first scene together? Am I the only one who thought Joan Allen was kind of awful in this role? Am I the only one who thought everything about the military academy was eye-rollingly phony? Am I the…

WHAT?!? That's YOUR narrative.

a. I do like it sometimes and don't have to justify it. Doesn't change any of the above with regards to the food choices many people have.

Okay? Cool story.

Which I can pick up in half and hour with a list.

What sort of magical breakfast prep, cook, and clean up takes less than fifteen minutes?

No cart is as big as my back seat.

Good for them. I'm not saying it's impossible. Just, people have their reasons, and judging them as lazy is kind of dick-ish. I'm lazier than any poor person I've ever met. I only have one job, I have a car, I sit on my ass a lot.