This exchange was probably her strongest moment of the night. Like, she wasn’t even really disagreeing with him, and somehow he felt wounded and like she owed him something, and started talking all out of neck and shit, and her face is all like “Bitch, I cant hear you; I’m standing right next to you.” and she’s just…

I guess people are digging the idea of Warren getting into some hot and heavy BDSM with a Marine.

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Yeah, I wish him luck with that. By all accounts, the whistleblowers are members of the intelligence community, which means they've probably seen fingernails melted with a blowtorch. At his most combative, Lindsey Graham is approximately as intimidating as a golden retriever who found the edibles.

“The press conference is being drowned out by Chumbawumba” is just an amazing fucking sentence and I’m sure it will be my final thought before I die and I am hashtag-blessed for that. 

Just sent $50 more to Warren. Hell, yes. This is the best revelation ever: Elizabeth Warren fucks. You are damn straight it fucking slaps. 

“Why the hell won’t somebody make that slob take a bath?” asks degenerate covered in decades of his own feces and filth.

Look at this photograph!

One day two friends, Jukka and Pekka, meet after a long time apart and they go to a sauna in the woods. They drink vodka in silence for a couple of hours. Then Jukka asks: “So Pekka, how have you been doing?” Pekka says nothing, and they continue drinking for another couple of hours. Eventually Jukka asks: “How’s the…

My 88-year-old father loves to call anyone he doesn’t like a “socialist” while he:

“Mr. Trump loved it”

Impossible. Five minutes in prison and the man would explode into a million bats and escape.

It’s cousin.

You are greatly underestimating the size, scope and resources of the Christian Dominionist movement in America.

It’s the simplicity that makes it so brilliant!  

Every picture of Don Jr. smiling it looks like his wife told him she wanted a divorce the second before the picture was taken. 

I don’t know what’s sadder, those veneers, his fashion sense, his cringy posts pushing his dad’s merch or the fact that he can’t even set his own bow. 

No it isn’t. The logic is clear: if it’s good for me, I don’t care if it is bad for you.