sweetie, the only thing hilarious is your flop sweat

He-s a liddle idiot.

I often wonder about the fate of one particular refugee covered in the news more than a year ago.... He’s Albanian, and the U.S. government wouldn’t hire an Albanian-speaking translator at the court. The man just sat in detention. Eventually, he asked them to allow him to have a Spanish-speaking translator because his…

Is there a reason to all this “whistleblower” thing? Trump and his moron lawyer admitted it’s all true. The whole thing started when said whistleblower said something was said to a foreign leader, that was it. Then within a day Trump and his lawyer spilled everything, and now they’re both trying to deny it, and it…

Colostomy bags have the distinction that they are actually useful and help people.

“Hello darkness my old friend . . ."

It’s hard to argue that Hillary Clinton was “our best” in 2016. I voted for her because I couldn’t stand the idea of Trump as an alternative, but that doesn’t mean she was the “best” candidate the Democrats had to offer by any stretch (I don’t really think it was Bernie, either, but that’s a different argument).

What…

How incomprehensibly stupid do you have to be in order to believe that?

I could see how that’d be confusing, considering how many are attracted to 8yo anime girls, but no.

*looks at shiny, puffy face with glassed over eyes**ahem*

Because she’s an indignation-based life form?

Still remember being told we ‘didn’t have to really worry because there are checks and balances’- still waiting for any of those to actually prove the least effective. 

Somebody check the local grocery store and see if they are out of cans of soup.

I can understand why Senator Cruz was confused about the only effect of climate change being rising sea levels. After all, that’s the primary concern for the approximately 50% of the US population that lives near a coastline, included by not limited to residents of cities like New York, Los Angeles, and oh, Washington…

What’s possibly more disturbing is that this doesn’t matter to you. The President of the United States is a lying imbecile that is doing permanent damage to our republic... and you don’t care...

This is so fucking stupid I’m pulling it out of the greys because the only hope for this racist buffoon is to be so thoroughly shamed they have an epiphany.

I want to address something here:

He is doing Steve Bannon’s dirty work. Following his plan. The man (SB) idolizes LENIN! For fuck’s sake!!!

I remember reading an article talking about how in the past white supremacists would go on about how Africans were less evolved, closer to monkeys etc. Then when the news came out about Africans being basically the only people in the world who DIDNT mix with less evolved species, suddenly there was all this hemming…

Hopefully his brother will take solace in the fact that the free market demanded David’s death.