mediocrityftw
MediocrityFTW
mediocrityftw

A sawbuck says that very same guy would have a conniption fit if his taxes were raised by $1,000 to pay for such things as infrastructure or education or housing assistance because “none of that benefits me!”

It used to be Lincolnwaswrong. They shortened it at Ellis island.

Trump at the outset of every hiring process: “We’ll have only the best people! Only the best people. And you know we’ll have only the best people because I—your favorite President—will be doing the hiring. We’ll have the best people, for the winningest team. We’ll win all the wins, and NO COLLUSION! New hire X will be

Several patches have already rolled out since then. I know console just got 2.0.4, IIRC. To be honest, with this many ultra-huge mega bignormous updates being rolled into one, I’m honestly astonished it’s not even buggier than it is. I think they anticipated this inevitability, and I’m sure it won’t be too much longer

This guy’s got the right idea.

“You see that pier on the lake out there? I built that pier with my bare hands. Drove the pilings against the tide of the sand, plank by plank. But do they call me MacGregor the pier builder? No. But you fuck one goat ... “ 

That’s politically understandable. Which is why I don’t believe it to be the real reason given that it comes from the Trump administration. There has to be something more ridiculous, like a sex dungeon in a pizza parlor or some shit.

I have cut out any kind of alcohol during the week with a view toward losing some weight and just getting out of a habit that wasn’t doing me a hell of a lot of good.

...should Trump Elvis his way out due to natural causes (I really don’t want anything to happen to him by means of an external actor, as that would both

He feels shame, you see, because the Secret Service aborted the trip.

what does it say if most white people are killed by other white people? I don’t know where to look that statistic up, but assuming it’s true, shouldn’t we then fix the problems in our culture/communities as well?”

‘Who controls the past,’ ran the Party slogan, ‘controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.’ And yet the past, though of its nature alterable, never had been altered. Whatever was true now was true from everlasting to everlasting. It was quite simple. All that was needed was an unending series of

I attend rallies, I attend protests, I work in community organization.

Ugh by the time this would pass Congress $15 will be worth less than the current minimum wage. In a less bleak moment (if we ever get one), we need more robust laws protecting the minimum wage and tying it to cost of living or some other math. 

by noticing that her reaction to those racist actions has been not only unconditional submission, but attacking the members of her own party who actually tried to resist them.

“It's about time we lowered the temperature across the board. Because I, for one, cannot thermoregulate."

This is some good kinja.

Burn. Best.

None in the least. But the media seems to keep giving it to them. I mean, yes this is Fox News, but even the regular MSM has slacked on covering this story in the last 24 hours.