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MediocreMike
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Come on. Not this one. Not now.

I tried to build a perfect mate, but alas, I work in clay.

Honestly? You sound like a nice guy. I don’t mean that literally.

I thought that kicker looked tall. Checked the Old Dominion roster. Yep, he’s 6'6". The things we do to pass the time at work the Friday before Christmas...

I understand the place you’re coming from. But when Dr. Nerdlove was saying that good looks aren’t the “end all, be all” in dating, that wasn’t 100% bullshit - not even close. There ARE fugly looking guys with women way hotter than them. They usually have money, or status, but having a lot of confidence or the ability

Real dating advice: Don’t date. Women are the most awful creatures on the planet.

We don’t talk about Christmas 2015.

“Could a “cab over “ design work better than a traditional van?”

All that’s needed is a restaurant serving Chinese food and a movie theater and we’re good.

Academy Award nominee Josh Brolin as Thanos

Unfortunately for him, it’s worth VW’s while to railroad him legally to deter others from attempting to do the same to their cars. They have lawyers on retainer just for this type of thing. If he has to pony up for his own lawyer, even if he eventually wins, he will wish he never bothered being so petty as parting his

In Cleveland they leave free tickets in a big pile outside the stadium and walk away. When they come back, there’s twice as many.

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

We reached out to Lloyd and the Eagles for comment and will update if we here back. Until then, you decide: Does this guy have a mole on the inside, or does he just want it more than the competition?

Good god. What’s the big fucking deal. It’s just a finger.

I liked the soundtrack a whole bunch

confession time: i STILL love garden state.

I am not a lawyer, but I think you can. However, you might find the result unsatisfactory. Generally, people who have money are smart enough insure themselves against having to give it away for liabilities like lawsuits, so to sue someone who is underinsured will be quite like squeezing blood from a turnip. Depending

They should paint it with chalkboard paint so that kids can draw on it.