+1 group of magical waving hands

Soo that makes the Patriots the best team in the AFC, with a more than serviceable defense, and an offense adjusting to losing one of the best players in the NFL. Oh, and they just beat the Superbowl champs, at home.

The giraffe in Houston, lolz + 1

Weird, most people have no problem riding a Siemian to a strong finish.

What did they expect would happen when Peyton Manning retired?

His team is garbage (trust me, I live in Phoenix, I watch this in pain every week), but he does some seriously absurd shit every week. This clip might be the most incredible of the season, and you should consider putting it in the story.

He’s tremendous. I still think Bell’s a slightly superior player, but both are amazing.

The Chinese must have forgotten that Thursday is Italian BMT day, not American ROV day.

He got concussed while scrambling for a 3-9 team, that was down 24-3, on a play that didn’t even count.

He’s Canadian. Give him a shot of Maple Syrup, some Crown Royal, and a denim blanket and he’ll be fine in the morning.

Because it’s Eli, I assume they were using these:

“Can you hear me now?”

Lose the beard and assuming your personality > chub I know of a few probables for you. Probably heavier on the Smiths than JaMC, but whatever.

Rape is complicated because any “innocent until proven guilty” argument means that, by definition, you have to assume the victim/accuser is lying until proving he/she is not. It’s not a “pathetic hill to die on” if you A) were there and know it to be an illegitimate accusation or B) have no reason to suspect that it…

Well, I’ll boycott the Holiday Bowl either way, just to be safe.

At least for the last guy, sure.

Dating is insane! Two weeks ago, I went out with a guy and had a nice, short outing at a lounge. Things went great, we had a mellow conversation and both went our separate ways. In the days that followed, we texted and planned to meet up again. It was completely PG texting (Bob Ross, brining a turkey and music) and…

If it was to stick it in the mashed potatoes it must have been that kind of party.

If only it were that simple. Here’s how it goes in my home (I’m fairly sure I’ve posted this before, but nothing has changed.)