INVISIBLE PENIS AND BALLS!
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I’m not buying it. Those guys were WAY too excited to be watching the Redskins play.
“Those people can use that word, but I can’t? That’s discrimination.” —every Trump voter.
The Saints secondary has been doing this for years.
“Or to make it fire-able”
“Pfffttt! We didn’t have to do anything to make ours brown.”
aka “first”
At the Warriors’ Halloween party, Steph Curry simply ate 73 cookies and wept.
We blurred out the kid’s face and name
he can’t read yet
Why not?
Clearly this dinosaur had some special performance claws in her contract.
The Broncos have also allowed a horse to be their general manager.
How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?
Hunger?
It has been 9 years since I deployed to Iraq. I spent 15 months there doing convoy recovery. Since I got back I’ve dealt with at times crippling PTSD, and about three years ago my therapist recommended I try playing a more realistic war game, as it apparently helps many people (though honestly I don’t know how). At…
How dare you let a laptop neglect your children.
You get the hell outta here with your good sense.
Keep Gus Around!! With him at the helm, I can count on my poor mans Phillip Rivers to put up 24-30 fantasy points each week.
Clearly, the Swedes haven’t figured out that you can just plow into the moose without denting the Toyota Hilux, the only truck to have gotten to the North Pole with Jeremy Clarkson driving it, and climb a Volcano, with Captain Slow going ever so slowly over lava.