“Fire all the old players. Like that Michael Bradley guy. He’s fucking terrible.”

*pushes all the money across the table*

That was such a quick, lighting-like strike. If only there was a German word for it.

Wow, trump really is returning all these jobs that immigrants stole back to americans.

Great, just what minor league baseball needs. Another dude who thinks he can walk on water.

Well, just skimming some of that after watching the video ruined my night.

There’s no way he’s crying that much out of sadness, which sucks for his neurological future.

As cheesy as this may be, Luke is as much of a born-to-play-linebacker person that has ever lived, so it is genuinely disturbing to see him so shaken after a hit his emotions are unleashed like this.

+1 end zone pick

I think I know the answer but how many 3rd down punts constitute a lot of 3rd down punts?

Finally! All the pieces fit!

It almost looks like Ryan Gosling from Remember The Titans made it to the NFL, but he’s still mad about all the racism at his high school.

4-5 Rams you say?

This is a pressure-filled situation for a young quarterback. Can Goff go 3-4 and secure Fisher’s legacy?

I wonder if money was their only GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL?

No puppet.

Nice

Curt Schilling, call for you on Line 2. Curt Schilling, call on Line 2, thank you.

I like to think that the #49ers was actually part of Kaep’s response there.

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.