Oooooh, BASIC burn!

Jesus Christ. I mean, he needed three extra days of rest, and they expect Fernandez to go on just one?

Damn rough way for Arnold Palmer to go

If he’s wearing an NFL hat, I’m thinking that’s the concussion protocol doctor. Which leads to the question, do they have a concussion protocol doctor for the concussion protocol doctor?

Marcus Mariota drove the Titans down the field in under two minutes, down 7. Completed a pass that would have taken them inside the five with less than 30 seconds left, receiver gets stood up and they wrestle around for a while as forward progress got stopped. Lewan comes FLYING in like a fucking missile and rams…

It works on so many levels. Three. Three levels.

Title Nein

I’m probably taking Uber because I live in a city and in an apartment. How the hell is this a targeted market for $18k solar panels?

Compromise: Fuck The Man?

Counterpoint: Fuck Chase Utley.

The Texans Were Tremendously Incompetent

IMHO, the approach was to steep. I don’t think he could get back up, once he was committed. But yeah, tug captain = numbnuts.

What was the Tug Captain doing? Its his job to keep the barge up against the bank. If truck driver was guilty of anything it was being indecisive. Either get it on the barge or back on land.

Part of it because nobody wants to be in downtown Baltimore after dark. I live in Baltimore and I do my absolute best to avoid the city at night. It’s bad enough hearing gunshots outside the house every other week (including a month or so ago when a guy was gunned down not 20 feet from my front yard), I don’t want to…

Eat shit

Bring back the ambulance bowling over players!

When that happens in last place does it make a sound?

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Seriously, Tom, can you guys please fucking focus on what really matters: did he stand respectfully during the pledge of allegiance or not?

Jerry needs to remind the players not to wear their jerseys while they’re beating women.