You sound fun.

Congratulations to Nate, who will receive a leftover Deadspin Awards trophy and the chance to face Deadspin staffers in daily fantasy.

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

That INT GIF... Man, watching someone in a Washington uniform with No. 8 on it brings me back to the glorious Grossman years...

I agree with you, there is a difference here. She chose to play for the national team, then decided not to respect the anthem. That is completely hypocritical.

Isn’t it hypocritical to want to represent a repressive nation on the field? Wouldn’t it be rational to sit out the game as protest as well?

Trent Dilfer would be selling insurance in Visalia if a mostly black Ravens defense hadn’t carried his replacement-level ass to a Lombardi Trophy. He might want to sit this one out.

There’s a white guy from Western Massachusetts in an Aaron Hernandez jersey that’s furious right now.

Not coming off dickish at all — I totally understand your point.

Ya I understand that’s the point that has led to this debacle for Johnson. To be sure, a presidential candidate should know much more than me about these issues so it’s no excuse for Johnson. My main points here are:

Johnson’s foreign policy can be summed up as “let other countries figure their own shit out”. I don’t see any reason why he’d know Aleppo as part of that.

I read more news than probably 90% of people, and I’m honest enough to admit that if someone point-blank asked me for an opinion on Aleppo, I would have guessed it was a new pharmaceutical.

I was referring to Mourinho’s favorite tactic “park the bus” and Arsenal’s inability to score any way besides walking it in, but you do you.

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

Shut up, Vinny.

Thats a clown question, bro

At least she didn’t try to choke him with the medals...

No, you idiot...that’s the golfer, The Golden Retriever!!!

Drew, your perception of regional accents is shit. I'm just going to assume you think the Grudens sound like someone from Oklahoma because the only Oklahoman you can think of is OU's Bob Stoops (another Ohio native).

Why on God’s green Earth did Snyder put both the pro and collegiate three-point lines on his backyard court?