So you’ll excuse me if I’m not impressed by this team winning the worst division in the NFL

People still pay attention to Peter King?

Well too freaking bad. Nothing is free in this world.

it’s hilarious how they “blame” millennials.

But my bank website has a picture of a lock on it!

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Oh come on! You didn’t even post the best one!

“It’s a car”

This one, where people say this turd should cost around $60k and reminds them of a Tesla and a BMW.

I hate all of Nissan’s commercials. No one mistakes a shitty CVT Altima for a race car. NO ONE!!!

This completely bullshit commercial:

Well there’s the two bothers with helmets on supposedly racing each other at Monaco in their Camry’s.

“This is your camera on DirectTV.”

Huh. I forgot Carrington was still alive. There’s that I guess.

Saw it for the first time last weekend. Love it. Don’t watch the trailer. It gives too much away. It is 99% comedy. There is very little if any horror in there. But gore. Lots of gore.

The Cubs' response will be to play the song again, only with Theo saying "Don't" spliced in before every Smack.

Silver is an amazing outcome. Usually an Irish Row ends with black and blue.

+1 river.

“There is a precedent of Muslim athletes refusing to compete against or be around Israeli athletes”

I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.