I’m not an Obama fan personally, but can we just keep him for 1 more year and start this election over? The rules are: If you have run for prez in the last decade you can not run again.

Finally, the moment my stupid Kinja handle has been waiting for.

You’ve pissed off both the horse people and the arrow people. Ask Custer what happens next.

I’ll give them 7 days, tops.

I guess they win the “Greenest Olympics ever” title.

Bosa’s mom is publicly wishing that her son had “pulled an Eli Manning”

“Jay, shotgun is the formation, not the accuracy setting you should be on.”

Look, matey, I know a dead building when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now.

Literally every person who has been exposed to dihydrogen monoxide has died, yet the government does nothing. SAD!

I don’t know about my fellow Americans but I take this to be a challenge. Are we going to let those backward flushing toilet Aussies to beat us?

NBC was doing a pretty good job of cupping his balls but I don’t think that left any marks.

My guess would be a lot of extra energy to power air conditioners. That and for the hospitals treating everyone due to the fact that everything in Australia is trying to kill you.

That guy may have started it, but the police....

Well, I for one am shocked. I didn’t think we would hear a single story about anything being too secure in Rio this month.

Michael: “People love J.J. Watt, but they don’t really like J.J. Watt, know what I’m saying?”

which features Martellus saying that “NFL” stands for “Niggers For Lease”

Sentient old broccoli or this:

Gary Johnson said he’d give me a piggyback ride if I published this

Tre Mason: Man, fuck you guys. Not only am I not holding out, I was actually the first person to show up in St. Louis for training camp this year.