The sheep in College Station must be very jealous of all the attention this could bring to the women in the area.

A&M claims that this song went multi-platinum like 90 years ago when they really didn’t even keep track of those things.

I really don’t want to know how the Baylor version of this would be...

“Let’s do birds. Can’t fuck up birds.”

No surprise here. In Asia most dogs end up being really good sliders.

Nope, no way to make birds racist.

“the image of a screaming Native head floating above a volcano or whatever...”

Fuck you, mosquito lover

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

Counterpoint: People’s feet are assholes.

Perhaps the best picture in Titans’ history.

Your reaction is exactly why ripping on the Titans for five years makes it better.

There is no way that these emails are real. There aren’t that many Titans fans.

Always nice of you to honor at least one minor league team with the “Why Your Team Sucks” treatment. Such a charitable guy.

thanks susan

This seals it. Bob Costas is definitely going to get pink eye again.

I mean, it’s not even accurate. He probably doesn’t even own any minorities.

Bell is learning the hard way that when you put on that Pittsburgh Steelers uniform, they expect you to bee where you’re supposed to bee.