Hologrammed?

37. Get your fingers out of your butt!

We might have to travel backwards in time.

Listen closely to the preview at the end of the video, he uses the same Steve Martin/Jerk reference in both songs. Genius.

I ain’t hatin’, but I’m also not feelin’ it.

That part is frustrating, I understand that you find art and you think is cool and want to share it. But at least credit the artist.

This is why I stopped posting my art on IG. People swipe my artwork left and right, and when I call them out they get upset or say it was coincidence. One guy, got mad because I didn’t credit his work...So I did...”@****** stole my art, he wanted credit for it.”

All the way until they make a spin-off...of the same bullshit

“We need that Super Hero money!” yelled Jada Pinkett Smith, Wesley Snipes, Halley Berry and Ron Perlman simultaneously from the tallest building they could find.

Because so many success stories come from OITNB,like all the bikini models, former flight attendants and the sexy nun.

1. Mind control plot

Maybe it helps not to have any friends. It seems like it would solve all of these problems.

This is perfect for a football team that wants to circle Jerk each other after a big win.

no. 4 is dead on. That was the hardest part for the wife and I (though we weren’t married at the time), but Having moved to Portland it was really easy meeting new people. Within a week we made some friends and found some nice local bars to hang out at.

10 years ago my girlfriend (now my wife) packed up everything we owned, stuffed it in my hatchback Hyundai Accent and drove from Miami to Portland.

His sources are more reliable than the Cuban’s mouth.