If it’s so bad why do you waste so much time playing every version of it, Just move along...

I’m sure going down the side of a cliff was just an attempt at suicide.

It’s an outrage. I drew this three weeks ago and some shit kid gets all the attention.

He comes in here steals my face and puts all his co-workers at risk. That Superman is such a weasel.

I’m old. I watch at work.

You enjoy playing basketball. Part of the rules is that you need to dribble the ball and you can’t pick it up. Here comes Johnny Hacker, he doesn’t care about dribbling. You just want to play basketball but Johnny Hacker gets amusement from ruining the game. You try to avoid the hacker but you can’t because there is…

I met Jose Canseco at a flea market once

How you like them apples? No seriously I’m in a sharing mood.

Are you hiring any more Jim Cookes?

Cop is obviously a cop with a shitty MO

This post is the most racist post I’ve read all week.

Every police station I know of is rather empty outside. It always feels like there is only one person working there at any given time.

The catsup on the other hand is incredibly lethal.

I know many of you are queuing up snarky remarks,

37. Get your fingers out of your butt!

We might have to travel backwards in time.

Listen closely to the preview at the end of the video, he uses the same Steve Martin/Jerk reference in both songs. Genius.

1. Mind control plot

Maybe it helps not to have any friends. It seems like it would solve all of these problems.