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These are a bunch of scared old white men who horde guns to protect themselves from blacks, Muslims and Mexicans. There won’t be a violent uprising because that means they’d have to go outside where there could be blacks, Muslims and Mexicans.

Hillary is way more of a mainstream republican than trump ever was

Black president

Wow. First comment in the 2006 post name-dropped William Hung. Anything went back then without the greys.

Hippos.

LOL. Thanks for the education. But that makes my hilarious hippo picture meaningless :-(

Lame, right? It’s like I married for nothing!

*sigh* even other churches are catching on

No fair. My heterosexual marriage doesn’t have any superpowers.

No one cares about that. She’s white.

Who hurt you, Knievel? Who hurt you?

The issue was that the juror didn’t disclose that he was a “victim” in the statutory rape case (because, according to him, the relationship was consensual, with an older man). And the juror was a man.

You have to, at the very least, disclose it in the questionnaire if asked. All sexual assault cases will ask if you or a close family member have ever been a victim or convicted of sexual assault. Important to note here, the jury foreman was a man, not a woman.

If guys don’t want to rape, they shouldn’t drink.

I heard that in this picture, she’s singing that Huma League classic, “Don’t You Want Me.”

No, I got that...I think my oversnarkiness came off as simple snarkiness, which isn’t snarky enough.

Does EVERY Walgreen’s have a leaky roof?

One day we’ll live in a utopia where rich male and female, black and white people will all get an equal opportunity to shit all over the poor together. The productivity will be amazing.

Hillary’s still evolving on gay rights, she and Huma will probably just get a civil union.