He only got the gig in the first place ‘cause his dad is Tom Landry.

Tragically underrated comment.  Where my classics majors at?

Please to also join this affinity group?

He’s acting like a big baby, completely entitleist.

To be fair, it takes a lot of ICE to make a Slurpee.

That presupposed “black voters” and “Latino voters” as things to be represented, rather than, say, people who live in an area.

“unaccountable federal judges”

As to the NFL replays, why are they looking at a tiny Microsoft Surface when I’m looking at the game on a 50+” TV at home. They can’t get a bigger monitor for the refs to look at?

I suspect that kid is the product of a community you don’t really want any more involved than they already are.

I really thought this was going to end with your friend being a Deadspin commenter.

Her head looks like an old Maxell ad.

“Counseling teen girls, you say? Coincidentally, I have impeccable religious credentials and am currently seeking employment opportunities.” — Hon. Roy Moore

“This is kind of embarrassing to ask, but what was it like on your wedding night? Did he really, you know, put it in you? Did it hurt? Was it awkward? And did you call him ‘Donald,’ or just ‘Daddy,’ like always?”

Abominable!

Testing whether I was banned.

Spoiler: running.

She’s the first woman to defeat a sitting female U.S. Senator.

And if Pence then somehow dropped dead or was abducted by aliens or whatever, it’d be John Boehner, who’s about as bad as Trump and Pence.