Can’t wait until the recording studio footage comes out. The vocals were auto-tuned by singing through a box fan.

By The Way, doesnt That Make Hillary Even More Impressive, that She Was Able To get Stuff Passed With Republican Support? (no I Dont Know Why My Phone Is Capitalizing Every Word)

There was a time when I was OK with dying of alcoholism. My brain would say “I don’t want to drink anymore” while my body would crack open yet another bottle of liquor and pour it down my throat. I don’t have any explanation for what changed, but I stopped long enough to be able to - for the first time in 35 years -…

The URL to the press release is “https://www.donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/ivanka-trump-headline-worthy-opening-line.” More great work from the Trump web development team.

Please. Mr. Trump made it very clear that the only person who fits that description is Alicia Machado.

He wasn’t the guy who dropped the grenade, you dumb fucking hillbilly.

You know, I went and looked it up!

The black one. It’s hell, apparently.

That was sickening. But wasn’t that presaged by Kerry being swift boated? Granted, Cleland’a situation was worse (iirc), but I think the swift boat thing showed that vets weren’t untouchable when you build a voter base that selectively accepts/decides “the truth.”

Not to take anything at all from Tammy Duckworth (she is amazing), but I should point out that Max Cleland served in the Senate as a veteran who lost both legs and an arm in combat. He was defeated by a Republican who had never served, yet won by questioning Cleland’s patriotism.

Awesome story, Doug.

I fit the demographic you present 100%. Guns? Yup. Truck? Yup. White? Yup. But I’m a liberal, believe in social justice and shit.

+1 goddamnit.

Honestly Senator, that comment didn’t get any traction in the debate. What makes you think it’ll do you any good here?

Don’t you know that military honors, like Judaism, are inherited from the mother’s side?

It’s called a Cleland Steamer

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

I cannot imagine going through life without alcohol. I just can’t fathom it. I don’t consider myself an alcoholic — I go weeks at a time without a drop and don’t miss it — but, like... booze is an integral part of basically all social situations and interactions. If I’m not drinking, it’s because I’m working too many…

I know you’re trying to be discreet and everything but you could have just left the “o” on your name.

Great article but I’m mostly here for the dick jokes myself