This probably applies to pussies, too.

Trump and Robertson Most old Republican men sure don’t seem to have a particularly clear grasp of how babies are born.

This man looked like he was 100 years old when I was just a kid. How is he still alive?

It’s storks, storks all the way down, baby.

EC votes are Senators plus House reps. So they aren’t proportionately tied to population because a theoretical state with a population of one would still get three EC votes. This means the lower the population of a state, the more powerful a single citizen’s vote in that state is. It’s bullshit that my vote as a…

Presidential second terms are vastly less productive than their first. Lame duck terms are bad.

the Greeks figured out a pure Democracy doesn’t work 2000 years ago. Yet here’s Hamno.

The two party system is a beautiful thing. Tell me how much you like extra parties when they New Trump Populist party wins with 37% support.

“No it’s in dog years. His age only goes up every 7 years.” - An idiot named Ryan

Counterpoint: John Awesome is totally metal.

Needs more Yakety Sax.

Ratings are down.

Man, I love politics. The second you make a joke about voting for a psychopath and pretending to place sports loyalty above political beliefs, people rush to attack you on a presumed political stance. Go fuck yourself.

“Fuck, I’m going to have to vote for Trump now, don’t I?”

So that’s what her Oval Office face looks like.

Lol. “Quick, Hillary hold this phone and make a shocked face.”

I am only slightly younger than you are. Circa 1979 I used to borrow my father’s enormous car and round up my high school friends on weekends. Shenanigans ensued. One Sunday morning my mother went out to the car (she never did this, she couldn’t drive, but she must have left something in the glove compartment) and…

Omg he had to check with his wife! That part kills me!

My weed dealer had 2 seated tickets to Kraftwerk that he sold to me (face value). I ended up getting lazy and sold the tickets on Craigslist (also for face value - I’m a liar, not an asshole). Next time he came over he asked me how the show was, I said “great!” He said, “Are you sure, because my friends who were at…

9th grade: I was at a friend’s house for a birthday thing with five or six other friends and the house phone rings. The birthday girl said that it was my mom on the line. I’m shocked—why would she call me there? But when I pick up, it wasn’t my mom. It was my best friend impersonating her. She had called my mom who…