I read your post and just below it on my screen was the headline “Bills Fan Drinks Booze Out of Butt” and it just really tied the room together.

Looks like spurts to me

He makes some good points.

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

+400,000 breakfasts in bed.

Yea, it’s made up of retired Bengals players.

I guarantee, you some lawyer is taking what the sheriff said in the media, and using it in their public records lawsuit within the next year.

It makes me feel better as a white person to see other races joining in this exercise in mass stupidity.

A bad hombre for sure

I wish I had this feature for subtlety telling my wife that she doesn’t fit into that dress anymore.

No more half measures with fantasy football. It needs to be put down like Todd from Breaking Bad. Nobody gives a shit about your fantasy football team except you and universally the guy at work who is always talking fantasy sports is the guy you also most want to punch in the face. I would suffer a thousand pointless…

please don’t fuck this up

Anyone that plays in a custom league like this is a jambroni.

I really hate the fact that this asshole is going to run for President every cycle for the next 30 years. It’s like the American people having to simultaneously deal with a herpes outbreak every 4 years.

Gaga is obviously a superior singer and musician. Yet she copied a lot from Madge’s book (who copied it from other people), to downright plagiarizing Expess Yourself. Madonna has let me down YUGELY since, say, Ray of Light - her music and performances (what’s with that damn clown act) are too geared towards ‘look how…

Oh, you KNOW Madonna won’t be able to let this go.

Phew! [Gossip Cop]

Since it appears the investigation was open at the time, they couldn’t release the records to anyone

If In-N-Out didn’t want Trump to take lemonade, someone should have stopped him.

Keg stand would be better. It’s gotta be a keg stand.