So Condeleeza is a bitch, but he admits he moved on a woman like a bitch... so, he’s actually a black woman?

I really disagree with you on Wallace. I think he is one of the better ones out there.

lol

We don’t have a voice anymore, and Donald Trump is giving us a voice.

Clover Hope has seen some shit. Some of that shit involved people fucking, and people watching the fucking, commenting on the fucking, telling the people fucking that they fuck (present indefinite). I’m glad she sorted this mess out for us, frankly.

George was my favorite.

Johnny Cash once sat at the table next to mine at the Bottom Line on night. He had the courtesy to not pester me the entire evening. I remember giving him a grateful nod as I left.

sounds like one and all

Oh please! In the words of Jeff Goldblum in Men In Black, “Welcome to Earth.”

It took 30 years of working at Burger King for you to feel ashamed?

Shut your whore mouth

Harmony is when you go to buy something in the store and the cashier insists on small talking you to death because they’re bored. Fuck harmony

Bills fans don’t take a day off

I’m pretty sure i’d be charged with contempt of court from laughing every time I heard an attorney read this line out loud.

Then the men who think that are fucking stupid. How is that Leonardo DiCaprio’s problem?

On 7/14/2015, the date of the article linked to, the DJIA stood at 18,000. Today it’s at 18,100. Hmm, maybe Hamilton was onto something when he suggested that maybe people just might want to preserve their money in an interest bearing account.

Constance Fry....Constance Fry....

Dammit, no its not! I actually had to read to find out if that was true... you made me read you sonofabitch!

They’re all completely insane.

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