HA, JOKES ON THE PEOPLE WITH MONEY. I’M ALREADY POOR.

I worry. About your ability to properly rank “badass” celebrities.

Im guessing these guys are rich Republicans who are terrified that the guy they are going to vote for may win.

8. Don’t hold up a fucking sign all game long.

Yeah but I also realized that I’m a better hitter than Vaughn now, so boom!

Things that made me feel old today:
The realization that Mo Vaughn retired 13 fucking years ago.

That comparison is meaningless because in ‘67 the offensive levels around the league were much, much lower. Mo’s OPS+ for ‘96 was 150, Yaz’ for ‘67 was 193. You’re missing all of the context in those two seasons.

By “lovely,” I guarantee Trump was describing her physical appearance.

saying that someone’s “a lovely woman” but also a “a bitch” doesn’t quite make sense.

Translating “I moved on her like a bitch” to “I moved on her like Condoleeza Rice” somehow makes it less nonsensical.

It’s like each new stadium financing deal somehow has to be more nefarious than the last, each team attempting (and sadly, succeededing) to dupe the public worse than the team before it.

“connecting with ourselves but also knowing we’re not alone in our journey because others have and are experiencing similar challenges in their journey,”

If you are looking for clothes that can take you from your workout into the rest of your day, you are either doing your workout or the rest of your day wrong.

It’s pointless and I need it.

It’s called fashion,

I am so sad this fucker is back.

Thoughts and Prayers! Your all purpose condolence. Appropriate for mass shootings of children and misogynist coworkers being fired. Friend having a rough day? Send Thoughts and Prayers! Cousin get dumped? Send Thoughts and Prayers! Husbands grandparents and eight foster puppies die in a fire? Send Thoughts and…

Looks like you may have to join the WAC.