It is a stretch to say that, which is why nobody said it. Everyone knows the Atlantic is generally a highbrow center-left publication. You don’t have to say it’s ideologically biased, a claim not made here, in order to say “this particular Atlantic reporter did a really stupid article and should have been more of a…

You might say,

“Taking Trump Seriously, Not Literally”

It’s the year of the monkey.

I forgot; who is running for president in 2016?

Quite a year for wealthy white guys with funny hair.

This is just an authorization, they won’t start building unless/until the NFL votes to relocate the Raiders.

“I want a million dollars.”

Not fair. His religious beliefs prevent him from to getting to third. Much less home.

In short, there’s absolutely no baseball justification for Tebow to be here.

When Stern runs for president?

Nothing’s obvious without facts.
Everything else is speculation.

Putin’s a dangerous warmonger, doesn’t mean Snowden gave him shit.

I always imagined you in a trench coat, feel like I was on the money here

Well, that was a short conversation so.

pls dont tell anyone

wear it on your head or give it to a dog, this bisexual gender-nonconforming polo shirt will unlock the prison beneath the sands of time and burn away your past with balefire

I was at a bar once in Chicago right at an intersection, and a bike cop was just sitting there pulling cyclists over that ran the red light. We hung out for 2 hours watching. It was the best afternoon of my life.

Can’t I just sell Russia my credit card number directly?

Better yet, use the Dukes boys’ method.

Truer words were never spoke.