Fashion gives zero fucks.

I am kinda done with Comic Sans jokes, but damn if that email didn’t have me fucking agog.
If that had been sent to me, I’d have thought it was some massive gag I wasn’t in on.

I ask, which is more criminal:

Well, it was a very sassy bankruptcy...

The first sign the company was in a tailspin should have been that the "Senior Communications Manager" was using Comic Sans as her e-mail font.

VW will live.

I’m not really comfortable with anyone other than me saying such terrible things to Kyle.

If you’re reading a 20 percent alert it’s too late.

I have no sympathy for you.

You’re wrong. Pitch the lunch & go to Chipotle and don’t say a word. Successful relationships are built on white lies and extra queso.

This. Once, my GF filled up my water bottle while I was in the shower (we have opposite schedules), and even though it’s a wide-mouth Nalgene, she didn’t put any ice in it, just whatever room-tempish cold water came out of the faucet. I mentioned it to her when I got home, and now I fill up my own goddamn water bottle.

Some how the fact that taping was legal before 2007 was left off this. Also taping is still legal as long as you don’t do it from the sidelines...Funny how that was left off.

It’s already out.

Totally full of shit. No one remembers anything about Gerald Williams.

Heh... “If.” Their division opponents are the Bills, Dolphins and Jets.

Do we really want to live in a world where Roger Goodell does not have absolute power over everything?

“FUCK!” - Jimmy Garoppolo

RGIII is absolutely destined to be a New York Jet, and to flame out spectacularly (but with just enough flashes of greatness to break every Jets’ fan’s heart). Guaranteed to lose two games to New England by a combined four points in 2016.

A) An ESPN article is wrong, or B) the Redskins are imploding.

She was the more successful sister for a while there- advertisers were busy falling all over famously unsuccessful Kournikova at the time.