And if you want to know what it’s actually like to work in the cat circus (hint: not all glamor).

Ban all guns. Make them illegal to posses. Getting caught with one is an automatic jail sentence. This nonsense has gone on for too long. This amendment was authored by people who were okay with slavery. It does not, and should not, translate to 2015 America

Oh, salad! I love you most of all.

People won’t be riding hoverboards in six months or six years but police sure will be violently arresting Black people.

All my dyslexics live in Texas.

I assure you, if I could issue orders to my people, “try to read with an open mind” would be way up the list.

#COTD (Correction of the Day)

...would have...

You’d think, but he actually raped over 40.

This is the best-told hangover story ever.

I was going to start my own reply with the same phrase, so if it’s cool I will leave it your thread;

You are the nicest guy irl and were so super awesome with my daughter on the beach making sandcastles! I will never forget it!

Yo did you dump Saprere’s best friend in a super gory way or something? That is an inappropriate amount of rage for this story.

(I’d fuck you on an airplane sometime.)

I think you're confusing Penabler with Skahammer.

What’s your damage? It’s his story.

What the fuck is this post asking for?

Yeah, as if people need encouragement to “share”. On the internet.

I don’t care if people think I suck. I CLEARLY do. but when dunces like like SeprerereDeVe call me a liar, thats when I get mad. What the fuck is her damage?

What I’m looking for is Miller High Life. Which, in some places, costs only $7 for a six-pack.

As someone who still has the bedsores on his ass from sitting on the concrete at Foxboro stadium when season tickets were readily available because Hugh Millen was 1-15 or some shit, everyone can go fuck themselves.