Added tie-in is that it was, indeed, a Baby Ruth, if memory serves.

“We don’t want the school to find this, without us first bringing it to them,” noting that the issue “with the Men’s Soccer team was they tried to hide their stuff.”

They are properly referred to as “little people.” Starbucks partners, I mean.

Is this just a bait and switch to lure us in, or is it for reel? If it is, I’m hooked!

I think it’s really unfair to call him an amateur chef and amateur writer in that chyron.

Stay woike, bae.

The earth hasn’t moved in my marriage since the aughts!

$150,000 in August, you say?

I have this same sign over my mail slot:

Sometimes my lunch comes in a brown paper bag, but it ain’t no ham and cheese.

I keep tweeting at Jann Wenner that he should stick to publishing “100 Best Hendrix Solos” and “Top 50 Rolling Stones Albums” lists, but does he listen to me?

Sadly for him, he will have to wait until almost the end of Trump’s second term to succeed James Comey as FBI Director.

Your first mistake was having hope for humanity. I’m a misanthrope, and my expectations are consistently met.

Look, if hearing someone as endearing as Adam Pally shout-sing into a microphone about Donald Trump doesn’t make you want to go out and cast a ballot against him, at this point, I don’t know what will.

This plot was shameless, inhumane and unforgivable. Trapping people in New Jersey.

Not true. Christie is an 8 — ate everything in sight, amirite?

Jesus this is depressing

Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?

Eighteen years—as successful, powerful, and undeniably brilliant female athletes - taught us that.

This is Yale’s greatest chance to best Harvard in years!