I am hereby announcing that, with the backing of Peter Thiel, I have hired Charles Harder, Esq., to pursue a case against all former Gawker Media properties, personnel and affiliates demanding that all of our brilliant (and stupid) comments be restored.

And you would therefore be (a) not Anthony Weiner and (b) missing the point.

I am observing a culture of above-it-all, lax data management. “Meh, encryption and secure networks are fine for spies and stuff, but I would prefer the privacy and personal control of a private server in my basement, and sending messages to Tony+Huma4eva@aol.com, so they don’t go through FOIA-able servers.”

Anthony Weiner’s list of those he has hurt:

This is like Keith Richards checking into drug rehab circa Bridges to Babylon.

“This is a high-energy, impactful, bold move.”

Do you think the CIA and FBI directors should allow their spouses to share their work email accounts, because they have trust and decency in one another?

Exactly. And grabbing woke credit for it.

I agree with you. But it’s a bit like saying, “We respect all cultures, so we provide menus in Spanish!” when the neighborhood has become majority Spanish-speaking.

Isn’t the elephant in the room (sorry) the fact that plus size is the new normal, particularly in the Midwest and the South?

I find people who sit in judgment and declare, “You’re not welcome here ever!” to be the most positive people, really.

is considered front page news by The New York Post.

This confirms the good sense of my decision to stay the hell away from the gym.

Look, I am voting for Clinton, of course, because I am a sane, sentient being, but there is a judgment issue at play here.

But the ‘sexist’ things he says aren’t really sexist because he means those terms as a compliment.

I had a husky. It ate shit. Good dog; bad breath.

Right. It won’t be nerds that know all the stats and obscure players. Not at all. That will be all the cool dudes. You, for instance.

GQ is correct on this matter.

I saw these guys open for MGMT at Death by Audio.

In my family’s experience, “golf family values” means getting the hell away from the family for booze outings and the occasional Scottish hooker.