In related news: also nasty -- Manchester, New Hampshire.

Ah, you’re right: I think it was Ron.

I recall that Fred Mwangaguhunga was a regular Gawker commenter. And when I googled accordingly, I discovered that some Gawker comments still exist.

My dad always said it’s not really Gatorade in there, but I had no idea.

All keg stands must henceforth be accompanied by two spotters.

two women reported that they were sexually assaulted at off-campus parties

Smart guys go to Yale.

This is not a surprise. This is the save-the-world-idealism stage of Harvard privilege. Most students won’t be knowingly exploiting the working class for another few years yet.

“They’re not just punishing the workers,” Pappas said. “They’re punishing the students, too.”

Ugh, that is so gross. That would completely ruin your day. Being in Baton Rouge, that is.

That’s a lot of trimesters.

“The doctor punches its skull and then evacuates the brain. It is the most barbaric thing.”

Typical Nolan screed -- college is a waste of time; become an electoral plumber instead.

The dog obviously goes to a Christian Sharia camp every summer and is born again.

“Collins, playing centerfield, get the rebound ...”

Poor Joe thinks that’ll buy him 1/4 tank of leaded gas for the ‘Vette.

This is not my lie but a lie that I blew the cover on. I was road tripping with two friends, who were seniors in high school, while I was a freshman or sophomore in college.

No offense to you, but I am getting a good chuckle at the thought of people vacationing in Chappaqua.

“Bangor? I hardly even . . .” Meh, I don’t have the energy for that one.