He ordered a Coke, but he’ll be lapping up a shake.

“To get back to the warning that I received — you may take it with however many grains of salt you wish. That the Brown, Molly that is circulating around us is not specifically too good, so it’s suggested that you do stay away from that. But it’s your own trip, so be my guest, but please be advised that there is a…

In fact it’s so worth pointing out that there’s a paragraph devoted to it in the article above.

Pictured: Lord Sharkey, celebrating the new law.

All the chimps at the Bronx Zoo vape these days.

Where are they putting all the feral cat balls?

I was surprised to see Marco Rubio kneeling during the anthem at the last Dolphins game.

That’s bullshit, Gaga.

I’m referring to “clearly from the NFL,” which doesn’t matter under Washington law. The request could be “clearly from” the Lone Ranger or a Kreepy Klown, and they need to respond.

Maybe you’re right. Perhaps I was misled by Patrick’s paraphrasing: “He added that the league never submitted a formal public records request clearly from the NFL,” which is not a distinction the law recognizes.

The sheriff might want to be careful here. Washington’s public records act doesn’t care whether your with the NFL. You can submit an anonymous request from a burner email, and they have to treat it the same as if it came from the White House.

When life gives you lemmings, steal lemonade.

(Trump posed for a photo with his wife at an In-N-Out after the debate last night)

Go outside, and tune into nature. Because you are part of nature, too.

There are websites (google them) that sell stripper heels.

This shouldn’t be a criminal offense. If you lose money, Xuekun Su for damages.

I think they were just making an example of him because he scalped his friends and family seats.

“Gable Tostee” sounds like a nightmare breakfast snack.

I can’t decide who is more likely  to grope someone inappropriately -- Trump or a Catholic church official.