Those are Digimon.

“I’m going to sue you for not firing me for doing the right thing because I didn’t do the right thing that would have got me fired!” is not a particularly strong moral position.

Not cached — just google “WSJ [headline]” (no quotes, and you don’t always need “WSJ”) and click the link to the article. Always works for me and anyone I’ve ever discussed it with.

Low blow.

Gov. Pence quickly added, “And could I get your number for Mr. Trump? He’s gonna want it in a couple of years. And those of your troopmates. But NO FATTIES.”

You can google the headline of any WSJ article and get it free: http://www.wsj.com/articles/robin-williamss-kaleidoscope-on-two-wheels-1476380770 

I just got one that asked, “How can you tell if you have schizophrenia?”

Twitter taught me rich people don’t have to miss sunsets.

WHAT ABOUT CLOWN-ON-CLOWN CRIME?!

Fine, but once we understand maybe we can find a way to make clowns the joyful escape from stress that the strive to be.

“It’s too loud in this coffee shop! I’ll never get this abortion paperwork done!!”

I count four denim shirts and three pair of denim jeans (plus one indeterminate trouser style).

And like Seinfeld still is.

The guy is ridiculous. He has blood coming out of his wherever.

I gave you a star for the first instance of ‘hopefully’ used correctly that I’ve seen in years.

The best part about the Staten Island Ferry is the return trip to Manhattan.

Hi, Jerry!

Let me guess: He spends a lot of time since retiring watching Fox News.

Are we talking like the porterhouse for 4? ‘Cause Peter Luger’s is pretty awesome.