My takeaway: Grown men should not call themselves “Billy” — or “Bobby,” “Jimmy,” “Joey,” Petee,” “Ricky,” “Johnny” etc. — unless they are associated with the Monkees, the Ramones or professional baseball.

Good weed harvests vs. ditch-weed drought years.

I just wish tktk.gawker.com were still around, because I, for one, would like to read the Tic Tac tick-tock on TKTK.

Citations to a deposition or transcript, I believe.

It’s currently awaiting a cert. decision from SCOTUS, I believe.

See my link. They *are* going out of their way specifically to support that.

Here’s your link: the Mass. Attorney General’s legal brief in one of the many cases against Backpage. (pdf)

Backpage strips metadata to hide users from law enforcement, screens out law-enforcement sting ads and offers users tips on ad copy to attract johns looking for underage girls.

Worst. Pimp outfit. Ever.

First they came for the clowns, and I didn’t speak up, because I’m a mime, and mimes don’t break character for no fucking krazy klownz.

Fage tends to attract confused Juggalos.

This puff piece is just plugging his book.

Oh, you’re talking about dames. Yeah, that works fine with dames and broads.

This is why I never kiss women. This, and my tendency to repel them.

You’re full of vinegar this morning. Don’t get salty with me.

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

Wow! Just imagine if *I* had thought of that and made a wry reference to that old trope! That would have been awesome, and you would have looked stupid!

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