The rest is just gravy.

It’s not really a pandemic. It’s barely a carload.

I’m deeply concerned about the problems facing inner-city black males in this country, especially peripatetic inner-city black males, so I’m waiting for the Harlem Globetrotters to weigh in.

Thanks, Obama.

Hamilton Nolan *is* Rom Romberts.

Why do you hate our troupes?

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“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

Oh my god, that is DISGUSTING!

“You don’t touch God. You look and appreciate God. And same with Kim. Now back off.”

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It’s not just that: The red zone is orange!

Since you asked -- we’re getting married in April, and I’m telling her this story for the first time in my vows! Her parents will totally laugh!!!

I went on a date once, and I was invited by the woman back to this incredible loft where she was dog-sitting for out-of-town friends.

I was at a concert once, and during the intermission there was a mad rush for the men’s room. There were lines not only for the stalls, for the urinals and for the sinks, but also for a large plastic garbage can.

Anytime someone is talking on the phone when I’m in a restroom, I flush. I think it’s only polite to the person on the other end of the call to let them know.

Bad set of facts: Brock Turner’s light sentence.

This is an example of a bad set of facts, and public outrage in search of a target, leading to a bad law.

I saw Desperation Pretzel open for Bad Brains at the 9:30 Club.