Not many people remember Amy Carter insulting the hard-boiling skills of randos at the 1978 White House Easter Egg Roll.

It’s very kind of you to read this news as her bailing out.

Take a calum knee, Kenny boy.

They coulda seen this coming. When you name your teams after horny MILFs, you’re gonna have merch problems.

The one and only. Resurrected on the last day of Gawker. (Thanks, Ashley!)

This comment may or may not be Tom Brady calling into a radio show.

with bone structure meticulously crafted by the hands of fashion angels

First, last year, I promised to support the Republican nominee. And I intend to keep my word

No kidding. Sports *again*?!

A 26-year-old male student on a bike

Thanks.

I’ll see your Twitter and raise you Webster’s.

I don’t think you know some of the history and use of the term “coon.”

That looks like une photo couverte dans les fèces d’oiseaux.

Did he call him “Don Coon” and say he’s standing by that, as part of a message of representing oneself better?

Salute my brother for making a stand for injustice

I thought this was a sports blog.

My biggest problem with this whole matter is the spelling of JonBenét.

I actually like Norm and think he’s very funny. But “foreigners must be hungry because third world so they fill their pockets with ham and make me check my wallet” is Dice Clay-level humor.

I refuse to believe that no one was laughing at a Norm Macdonald bit when it says right there in the story that Norm Macdonald was present in the room.