Dough!

To be fair, Microsoft could force him to upgrade his operating system to Windows 10.

Don’t be silly. You don’t need a guy in a bread suit. You knead a guy in a bread suit.

“I can’t relate to people who just want to be famous. I’m, like, *already* famous.”

“I’m the worst person in the world!” prankster declares to New Yorkers.

A main difference, one hopes, is the lower cargo-short quotient.

It’s another step forward in LGBT entertainment.

I’m really glad you included a footnote so as not to besmirch the sterling reputation of New York City real estate agents.

Can we get a splice on that method to The Cuck?

Jesus Christ, fucking a McChicken sandwich? WTF? That’s just disgusting!

Nice display of writing talon.

A lot of people don’t realize that “Little B” is one of the biggest drug kingpins in Maine, according to Gov. LePage.

“I see dissatisfaction with the phallus very regularly,” said Dr. Aseem Shukla

Union membership just holds the working class back from realizing their dreams of opening hedge funds.

Yet another pastime ruined by instant replays.

I’ll tell you one thing: President Trump won’t let foreigners mistreat our Citizens like that.

I, for one, wish you had tried harder. You were heading in the right direction.

If — *if* (stay with me here) — a charity were really a big shakedown operation/graft machine, well, it would probably have great stats on low-cost fundraising and overhead, wouldn’t it?

K. There is no C.