This is outrageous.

People just couldn’t get enough of Eliot Spitzer’s hit show . . . what was the name of it again?

It seems clear that the problem is not guns but education. Eliminate schools, and there will be no more school shootings.

This poor guy really needs to fire his IT staff.

Nobody cares about your haircut, Professor McNerd.

A big part of the problem is that the AP ran a story claiming that that 85 meetings accounted for roughly half of her activity as secretary of state

*whose names the AP could find*. . .

It's going to be UGLY when the Twitter trolls of the alt-right-eye descend en masse to let her know.

If it weren't for this Title IX bullshit, they could have held up a male student who would have been honored to help the football program.

So, about like the bleachers at Fenway?

Make our alt-country great again!

Is there any party like a West Coast party?

Miracle on Heist

I want you to record this . . .

Hamilton died in 1804, though?

Ha ha, yeah right. It’s laughable, this idea that billionaires can just silence the media if they don’t like what they have to say.

In other news, Peter Thiel’s attorney has been retained by every Major League Baseball player today.

I, too, would be willing to do this for cheap. The problem is that I would fail every drug test ever.

Baby got backs.

“Is your refrigerator running?”