Yes, all the men in the story are horrible. But...

Just like you don’t wear Crips colors or Hells Angels patches if you aren’t a member, the real #1 Grandma isn’t going to take that shit lightly.

That was your question.

He’s right about academics. Michigan just gave him quite an education.

“I can confirm that we are aware of the situation and currently gathering information in order to determine the next appropriate steps” is also what I told my mom when she caught me smoking weed.

It’s the new Cuck.

One additional, good sir, one additional.

Joe Namath — now there was a Jets quarterback!

The games will turn out to have been an important milestone in infrastructure building. For the WHO and CDC.

I would eat fried chicken on a plane with Mike Pence’s mom if you upgraded me to first class, by which of course I mean to Popeye’s.

“Volkswagen is working at full speed . . .”

Yeah, because then once a month we’ll search for our chargers for 2 hours and then buy news ones.

i can just skip the 19 or so weeks of games and still have and 30+ weeks of stupid decision making and millionaire egomaniacs to keep me more than entertained.

The appeals court is not going to issue a stay. The irreparable harm would be in keeping Brady from playing, not in keeping the league from suspending him. The punishment can always come at a later time, should the court our appeals overturn the district court.

That’s a coincidence. I spent $8.9 million on a mediocre steak at Michael Jordan’s restaurant in Grand Central.

“Bich wept” is the most poignant of all Bible verses.

This reminds me of the time I contracted syphilis from Teddy Roosevelt at a Nationals game.

Your definition of “full-frontal” and mine differ.

Foal House?