That and punk rock shows.

I’m all for commitment to sport, but I think this demonstrates the need to allow these workers to use their hands after all.

The cartoons don’t count as reading it.

An Ironman Triathlon consists of a 2.4-mile swim, a 112-mile bicycle ride and a 26.2-mile run, raced in that order and without a break.

I like the idea of a racial epitaph.

The Black Forest is the forest. Otherwise, this article is 100% correct.

I ate the missing Cheerios. Sorry, I was really hungry when I got back from the pub last night. I’ll replace them this weekend.

I feel like you never hear from responsible PCP users in this type of story.

Good point. It is people without great career prospects who should do the murdering.

Smells like catchouli.

This guy reallllly wants us to understand that he enjoys his family’s company.

I demand that next year's Super Bowl feature a song about how the singer kissed a girl and didn't like it. Found it downright disgusting. Like, dirty, filthy, nasty disgusting. I would like more of that please. Also Net Neutrality. Thank you.

Both groups had the same body-mass index, despite all those excess calories for the drinkers . . .

Do you even clean, bro?

Some are named Tippecanoe.

Kawasaki!

I think the 'California whine' she was referring to is Anthony Kennedy's constant, "Well, on the one hand ... but then on the other hand, I just don't know what to do!"

I just want to say that Jon Stewart appears to be a decent guy. I used to see him on the playground in my old neighborhood, and he was always pleasant, seemed like a doting father and never once called the cops on me for hanging around a playground.

"I'm really Boo," she said, referring to the reclusive hero whose actions—by the grace of Atticus Finch (and the benevolent Heck Tate)—were allowed to go unpublicized.

If that Massachusetts University is Harvard, you're 30 minutes late in following up to tell us so.